kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

kixxinq:

School sucks and I just want to watch Netflix in my pajamas

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

relahx:

i’m a bad bitch with social anxiety ok?? 

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees